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nor3gret:

everybodykickleah:

tvthesue:

tryingtobesane:

unpossibly:

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…
Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

might be helpful one day.

I thought this was a myth.

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what happens when they try to take the money, it doesnt work, and they blame you?

Sorry…
http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

everybodykickleah:

tvthesue:

tryingtobesane:

unpossibly:

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…

Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.

The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.

Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

might be helpful one day.

I thought this was a myth.

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what happens when they try to take the money, it doesnt work, and they blame you?

Sorry…

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

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7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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you-can-call-me-liz:

allons-y-dr-jawn:

mrvenator:

Helpful TF2 sprays.

VTF download.

I didn’t make these.

Sweet sweet Jesus that second medic one is now my spray forever

currently using the pyro one

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Run Sonic Run!

dumbrunningsonic:

Forget Dumb Running Sonic How About Out Running Roid Knuckles!?

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James Roach (feat. insane clown posse) – 2XJUGPRES STRIFE!

soselfimportant:

THIS IS THE FINISHED FILE

2XJUGPRES STRIFE!

I finished the track for this, hope you like it! If you liked the first one or whatnot, reblog this one instead.

for your efforts, here is a download link!

this is kind of a silly thing, and its not super great but it was fun to do! Enjoy!

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Zoom

geeksandgaymers:

It’s funny because it is 100% true

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vedalkenghurl:

Funny Storm Crow Discussion Comments on Gatherer

First and last spell I ever cast. Because I immediately won Magic and life forever

Chuck Norris when asked about his opinion of Storm Crow.

“Thats my crow.”

I don’t get why they haven’t banned this card yet, just look at it, I heard once a man won a tournament running 60 of these, I’d be scared if i ever had to stare him down.

By the by, combos great with Storm Crow, trust me, I’m a doctor 5/5.

So, the other day I decided I wanted to stop being the guy that always loses at magic, so I went out and got some storm crows, rite of replications, and followed footsteps. I now use a mono-green control deck that splashes blue for these cards and white for niveous wisps. I had my opponent at 6 life with 5 storm crows out when I played Akroma’s Memorial and a kicked Rite of Replication. I attacked and won, but I accidentally left a storm crow out on the table. That night, while I was brushing my teeth, I heard some loud crashes and ran out of the bathroom to see what was going on. I saw a vague shape and a few dark feathers disappear into the shadows. All of my footy pajamas were missing, and when I woke up at midnight, I heard cawing and saw them on the ceiling, shredded, spelling “winter unending.” I ran out and haven’t been back since.

Some people probably have a Storm Crow in their wallet instead of pictures of their wife and child.

I have a more traditional sense of values and priorities, I have a picture of my wife and my daughter in my wallet.

But… my wife and my daughter are storm crows.

There’s a reason a group of crows is called a murder.

Storm Crow is my EDH general.

Turn 1: Mana
Turn 2: Mana, Storm Crow
Turn 3: Attack for the win

Works every time.

Pro Tip: Combos with Islands.

I carry one of these guys in my wallet, in front of my license. When I’m in a hurry, I frantically take out my wallet and brandish my ID. No one asks questions; they immediately stand aside. Some drop to their knees, others burst into tears. Or flames. Often, I will hold Storm Crow out of the driver’s side window and cause all traffic lights to turn green and other vehicles to pull over.

So last night a friend and I were playing some hot, consensual Magic: The Gathering, and I had just laid down my second island. Of course, you all know what that means. I smiled maniacally and played a Storm Crow.

My opponent then proceeded to die. Like, I’m not talking about life points, here. He actually physically died. He took one look at my Storm Crow and all of his skin melted off like that one scene from Indiana Jones. It was pretty awesome, except now my entire playset of Storm Crows is sitting in the county jail, awaiting a trial for first-degree murder. My lawyers are optimistic though that we can lower the penalty to manslaughter, since Storm Crow doesn’t mean to be the ridiculously broken card it is, it was just born that way when Jace, the Mind Sculptur and Black Lotus had a power-baby in the center of the Blind Eternities. So technically, it’s not its fault.

So yeah. This card wins games. Play it.

Storm Crow stole my girlfriend. True story.

another brilliant creature for the insanely broken bird tribal.

After I beat someone with it, I usually just leave it on the table at the game store. I assume that even the game ending can’t get this thing out of play.

My game store started complaining because people are scared to use the tables, and the staff are afraid to clean them up.

I carry a Storm Crow in my left-breast shirt pocket, on the off chance I get shot at. I’m confident it will block one or more bullets.

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boypart:

im alive again

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nor3gret:

reeces-peaces:

milkxo:

curseforthistownxo:

ruoloc:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

wow.

THIS IS STILL HAPPENING

OH MY GOD THIS IS FROM A MOVIE ITS NOT REAL!!

guys it even says “AMC” in the corner…